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Keerthanaa. Nineteen. Indian. Ask for anything else :) .

aureat:

my phone needs to stop autocorrecting omg to OMG i’m not that excited 

(via radical-illusion)

please do not be really bright and perky with me when I first wake up or I will smack you with a shovel

(via sorry)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via covocal)

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(via lightlyhearted)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(via sorry)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via skittles-and-cyanide)

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