lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
people are following me probably thinking im cool
you are completely right
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it